A long, long, long time ago, Abraham Lincoln was quite bored and needed some sort of entertainement, therefore he did what no man had ever dreamt of doing, he built a time machine. Abe was quite proud of this achievement so he decided to go to the future to the 19890's and found out that everything was very different, he was scared of what he was looking at, so he just grabbed what was closest to him and went back. When he arrived back he started to play with the device he had grabbed, it was shiny and quite large, it had many buttons and made a lot of noise, when he turned the volume up Mrs. Lincoln asked what the racket was about. He said it was a new device he discovered.