Tuesday, December 17, 2013
My Island
So now I had my very own island. But for only five dollars? I was confused. I was sure there had to be something wrong with the island, like something there, or something in it, or the location, surely something like that. I at least new the island existed, I knew that much, but what else? Something was definitely fishy about this, but I didn't know why. I decided I would go to the island now, right now, to check this out. But what would I find there? Would I find a lion? Dead bodies hidden away in some spot on the island? No, surely the seller wasn't a murderer....
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Thursday, December 12, 2013
Stuff
Alright, so in the next week or so my brother will be in town. He's currently attending college in Utah, in the city of Salt Lake. You see, the last time i saw him was when I went out to Salt Lake to visit, and we did many fun things. Okay, first of all, I saw the largest Dick's Sporting Goods I've ever seen. I swear, three of this school, probably more, could fit inside it. I also figured out what a rugby ball looks like, It's almost as big as the store, for Christ sakes. But anyway, I hope he has better luck with airports on Christmas then I do...
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Tuesday, December 10, 2013
Snow Day
You see, I spent my snow day doing two things really, preparing myself for Mizzou's eminent failure, and playing my Xbox 360. That Mizzou game I watched was probably the most stressful thing I've ever watched. Ever. I got my hopes up so much that they might finally not choke in a big game, with everything on the line, like they usually do. Nonetheless, I was right. Auburn could have ran the ball every single play and we still wouldn't have stopped them. Ugly defense from the Mizzou. I probably won't get over it for a while.
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Tuesday, December 3, 2013
House Break In
I was standing outside their basement door, ready to go beast mode to get my Christmas decorations back. I would be very stealthy, like a ninja, and then leave before anyone would ever notice me. I made sure that I had my lucky toothpick with me when I left the house. I ALWAYS carry it with me, it's just good luck. Just me and my superstitions, I guess. Enough of that, anyways, time to commit a felony. I stuck my bobby pin into the lock and then puled out my screwdriver as I attempted to pick the lock. Well, I never got that far. The door opened before me and I received a Chuck Norris like roundhouse kick to the face.
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