Train Tracks

One time I went on a secret military type mission in Siberia, and let me tell you, it was chaotic. Lots of things happened in short amounts of time. One incedent, for example, happened when we tried to cross these train tracks. We were heavily clothed in lots of white. With the snow falling heavily, we thought no one would see us, because we blended in. But, we were wrong.

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World Series

So the Cardinals are in the World Series, again. So last night was the start of the series, and we got absolutely destroyed, humiliated, by the Boston Red Sox. After getting swept by them in 2004 in the World Series, we're out for vengaence. But last night was definitely NOT vengaence. After losing 8-1, the Cardinals badly need to win to avoid going down 2 games to 0. But we were the best team in the National League, and hopefully we show them that we were for a  reson tonight.

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Break In

After I was just recntly caught and sent to jail, and after my parents bailed me out, I was forced to explain, so I didn't look like a thug. So I started to explain to them why I decided to do this whole thing, and that it wasn't just because I'm some punk who thinks it's easy money. You see, there's a local place that's going bankrupt, etc., and the reason I'm robbing this store is because they're currently doing a project that's top secret and they're going bankrupt because they were putting all their money towards this project. The point is, they asked me to rob this gas station to help with the money sitiuation, so they can complete their world changing project without going bankrupt.

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Playoffs

So yesterday the Cardinals advanced to the NLCS for the third straight year. That accomplishment was achieved by the Cardinals blowing out the Pirates at Busch Stadium. Home runs from David Freese and Matt Adams (Big City!). So the Cardinals will advance to play the Dodgers in the next round, who arguably have the best 1-2 pitching duo in baseball.

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Storytime

One time I went into the woods with one of my friends, and when we were walking through, some big scary looking thing popped out at us. After running for what seemed like hours, we were sure that we had finally lost it, we were right. After that, we both decided we needed some rest.

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She's Alive

So I recieved a mystreious letter signed by my math teacher that disapeared when I was 16 years old. When I arrived at my class reunion a week later to tell my classmates, they had recieved similar letters. We figured out in order to do whatever she needed us to do, we had to work together, much like the puzzles we used to do in her class.

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Break In

So my house was broken into and everything is gone, except for one thing. They left my phone.  Little do they know I have an app so I can track my Ipad. So this, though my phone is meaningless to the police, this will be very meaningful to me.

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