Tuesday, August 27, 2013

Business Letter

06 Cardinal Ave.
Festus, MO 63028
8-27-13

McDonalds
123 Main Street
Festus, MO 63028

Dear McDonalds:
Today I found a cockroach in my food. I came home ready to eat, only to find this cockroach. Is this a joke?! I do believe that I should get free food from McDonalds for a certain amount of time.
What do you think?
I think that I should get free food or something along the lines of this. Because if you don't do anything at all, I will be furious. So you better give me something. You can contact me at my address listed at the top.

Sincerely yours

Drew Clements

The Letter

Today I received a letter from a former classmate who is now in prison. He says he needs my help, and I can't tell anybody about it. Well I honestly don't want to help him, because he caused me a lot of trouble. Even if he really needs my help. He can go get help from somebody else, for all the pain he's caused me. Or he can rot in that prison cell of his, which is probably what he deserves. I don't know what he did to get in there, but I hope he stays in there. I know that sounds mean, but it's true. I really REALLY don't like that guy. He did a lot of terrible to me. Maybe I should write him back though, to see what he wants. Because I am curious, to be honest. And then once I know what  he wanted, I just wouldn't write him back. Yeah, that sounds like a good idea, I'll do that...